NSA

In some small town, there was a military base next to a small farm. The NSA got reports that the farm has been listening all the bases communications. So bunch of NSA agents show at the doorstep of the farm. One young agent goes to the farmer and tells him:

"I am from the NSA and we have reports that you are spying on the base, so we are going to look in everything."

The farmer tries to argue , but before he has said one word the agent cuts him off and says:

"Do you see this badge ? It says NSA , I can do whatever I want..."

"Well fine, but don't go in the last room with the 2 big doors in the end of the corridor" says the farmer.

"Do you see this BADGE ? I can do the fuck I want." So naturally the agent goes straight to the big closed doors in the last room in the end of the corridor.

As soon as he opens the doors a big raging bull storms on his ass.

The farmer looks at the scared shitless agent that tries to run and yells "The badgeeee the badgee, show him the badge !"


PS. English as a second language... :)