Now two gay men were galavanting there way through the woods...

And they are as happy as could be. Obviously things could be better, but who cares when there's no one else around.

Now during their excursion one of them trips on a strange bottle. They pick up the bottle and **woosh** out pops a handsome genie.

The might genie speaks with authority and exclaims, "You have opened my lamp, and I may grant you each a wish of your own heart's desire".

The first gay man closes his eyes and wishes really hard, and **woosh** both men have become incredibly handsome(r). Their chiseled jaws and bulging pecs are a sight to behold.

The second gay man states "This is fantastic, there's just one thing missing!". He closes his eyes and wishes really hard and **woosh**...

The scene suddenly changes to something you wouldn't expect. Suddenly it's dark as night, there's a burning cross in the background, and there's an air of terror like you wouldn't expect.

Then over the hill, a large group of men all dressed as ghosts riding horses and were headed straight after our homosexual heroes.

"What on this earth is going on??" says the first gay fellow.

"I don't know!" states the second, "All I wished for was to be hung like black guys!"