So there's this guy out golfing, and he looks over at his cart and he sees there's a leperchaun hiding behind it. He gets really excited and sneaks up behind him and catches him.
"Alright, you sneaky little bastard, now you owe me 3 wishes."
The leperchaun obliged, but warned the man "Ok, but I'm a special leperchaun. Whatever you wish for, you'll receive, but I'll give your wife double."
The man wasted no time. He wished for a million dollars
"That's 2 million for your wife!"
and a Corvette.
"2 cars for the lady!"
"You're down to your last wish." said the leperchaun. What will it be?"
The man thought about it for a moment, took out one of his clubs and said, "Here, beat me half to death with this."
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