So, the story goes that my (admittedly funny) ex boyfriend met a very attractive lady back in 1992 who worked at a large amusement park, as a stall holder of the type with the guns and the targets and the huge adult size cuddly bears on the top prize shelf. You know the kind, right?
However she was a summer temp and had temporarily rented a posh caravan close by, and when they met they had a great attraction due to his whacky sense of humour.
So, they get down to business and all he can see is fluffy toys and cuddly animals lining the caravan shelves etc. Anyway, he tries not to be put off and gives it his best go.
He really wanted the please the lovely lady but wasn't confident about his performance, but he couldn't help but ask during pillow talk how her experience was.
She kissed him on the cheek and with a grin told him "You can pick anything from the bottom shelf"
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