So a boy is feeling hungry one day and is in the mood for some desert. With this in mind he goes to the kitchen to ask his dad for a cookie. The dad then replies with "Can your dick touch your butt?" To which the boy replies with confusion no and walks away. So the next day the boy asks again and his dad again replies with "Can your dick touch your butt?". Replying with no the boy walks away. Finally determined to get the cookie the boy comes back the next day and asks again to which his dad gives the same response, however this time the boy says yes. To which the father returns with "Well then go fuck yourself cause they're my cookies."
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