A skydiver jumps out of the plane, and passes through a layer of heavy winds where he is blown way off course. He crashes into a tree, and is knocked unconscious. When he awakes, he is surrounded by a number of beautiful, naked women. In the distance he sees a sign that says heaven.
Thinking to himself that he must have died, he says aloud, heaven is more beautiful than I imagined, then he hears a voice behind him. He turns to see a older naked male who says to him, "This isn't heaven, this is Heavenly Shores Nudist Camp, and you're not a member."
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