Not on my watch.

I lost my watch at a club. I thought I would never find it, but I decided to try.
Sure enough I found it, but there was a dude standing on it. The worst part was, he was being very handsy with this women. When she made it very clear that she didn't want "it" he slapped her.
That's when I sprung into action and knocked him out.
Because you don't hit a women. Not on my watch.

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