A couple that was married for almost 15 years where living a very boring life.
Every day, the wife, would ask her husband if he could mow the lawn, but he would always answer saying: "I'm not a gardener". When the kitchen sink didn't work, she would ask him to fix it, but the husband would answer saying: "I'm not a plumber". One day, while he was outside working, a thief tried to rob the house, but didn't see there was still a woman inside. The wife cried, asking not to steal anything or hurt her, so the thief decided to gave her a chance. He said: "if you don't want me to hurt you or steal any of your belongings, you can either bake me a cake, because I'm very hungry, or have sex with me in your bed.
When the husband got home, she told him everything that happened, and the husband asked what type of cake she bake, and she answered saying: "Well.. I'm not a baker"
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