Whenever I get my hands on one of my friends phone (who isn't single), or whenever one of them gets a new girlfriend, I ask:
"Do you have any naked photos of you girlfriend on your phone?"
Naturally, the answer is "No", at which I respond:
"Do you want some?"
Works every time :)
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