.... and says: "Quick, give me a shot before it's starting."
He just gulps it down in one and goes: "Quick, another one, before it's really starting."
The bartender obliges and hands him his third drink and asks: "Hey, sorry, but 3 is our credit limit. Can I see some cash?"
To which the man throws back his drink and goes: "Aaaaw crap, it's already starting."
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