No Shit!

So a prostitute gets arrested in Chicago and sent to jail. At the trial the judge says I am sick and tired of seeing you in my court room. I am going to give you a choice, prison time, or leave the state and don't come back. The prostitute says i'll leave. I'll go to my sisters house in Arizona. So she gets on a bus and heads off to Arizona. The bus arrives at the bus station in Tucson Arizona and at the bus station there is a woman selling jewelry. The prostitute walks up to the woman and says," girl these are some pretty sweet jewelry you have here. Did you steal it?" the Woman says,"No, I made it. I learned it from my peoples traditions. You see, I am a navajo." The prostitute says,"No shit! I'm a ni**a hoe how's business out here?"

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