...shouted young Sean, to his mother Yoko.
Needing some help, she called out to the boy's father, "John! John! Please come here!"
"What seems to be the trouble?" he asked.
Looking up, Sean cried out, "They taste terrible, they smell funky and they're an ugly green color! I will NOT eat my vegetables!"
Lovingly, John looked at his beautiful boy and said, "All we are saying, is give peas a chance!"
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