A father just came back home after buying a robot. This robot slaps people when they are lieing.
The father walks up to his son and asks: "Where were you last night?"
Son: "I was just playing basketball on the streets"
*The robot slaps the son*
Son: "Okay okay! I was over at a friends house"
Father: "What were you doing over there?"
Son: "I was just watching a movie about Spiderman"
*The robot slaps the son*
Son: "Okay okay! It was a porn!"
Father: "Wow son, that's not what I did at your age!"
*The robot slaps the father*
Mother: "Haha, after all, he is your son"
*The robot slaps the mother*
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