Early one morning, a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up, shaking him gently. "Wake up, Honey. It's time to go to school."
"But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school," he whined.
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school and maybe I'll consider it," she taunted.
"One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me," he concluded.
"Oh! Those are not good reasons. Come on... get up. You have to go to school now."
"Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?" he retorted.
"One, you are 52 years old, Honey. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL."
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