What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pothole? Phil.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a wall? Art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that you lift? Jim.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs acting as a buoy? Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being peed on? John.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs covered in mustard? Frank.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a Jacuzzi? Stu.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a burning house? Ash.
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