The white guy runs into the office he says,
"Doctor, doctor please help me satisfy my partner!"
Dr.Fitzbalm says,
"Today's your lucky day, I just got three new prosthetic penises. A metal one, a wooden one, and a mile long one. Which would you prefer?"
He takes the metal one and then he's on his way.
A few hours later a Mexican guy runs into his office he says,
"Ayudame por favor, I need help pleasing my partner."
Dr.Fitzbalm says,
"You sure are lucky. I have two prosthetic penises, a wooden one and a mile long one. Which would you prefer?"
He takes the wooden one, and then he's on his way.
Even more hours later a black guy runs into the doctors office before he can speak, the doctor cuts him off and says,
"Let me guess, relation ship problems? Well fear not, I have one last prosthetic penis, it's a mile long if you want it."
The black guy takes it, and is on his way.
The next day the white guy runs back into the doctor's office, he says,
"Aw doctor, I gave my partner lead poisoning, you've gotta help me."
The doctor gives him a cure, and sent him on his way.
A few hours later, the Mexican guy came running back into the doctors office, he says,
"Aw doctor, I gave my partner bunches of splinters, what ever shall I do?"
The doctor gave him a pair of tweezers, then sent him on his way.
A few hours later the black guy comes strolling into the doctor's office, Dr.Fitzbalm says,
"Oh great, what problems are you causing your partner?"
The black guy says,
"Oh, no problems here, I just wanted to thank you in person. Oh and, you see that hot little nurse, alllllllll the way over there--- gotcha!"
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