Nike plans to unveil it's new shoes featuring the Clinton sole technology at the end of July. The Clinton sole is like teflon for your shoes. No matter how many times or how big a pile of shit you step in it never sticks to the shoes!
I am releasing this joke into Reddit. Hopefully someone will expand it into a full article for the Onion.
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