Liza was on a country drive with her boyfriend Ernie, when she realized she simply "had to go" to the bathroom. She kept waiting and waiting for a gas station to appear, but finally a rough bridge got the best of her. She screamed: "Stop the car, Ernie!" He did, she leaped out right in the middle of the bridge, ran to the railing, hiked her skirt, and stuck her rather large rear-end over the railing, just in the nick of time!
Heaving a sigh of relief as she finished, she glanced down, let out a shriek, and ran back to the car in embarrassment. "What´s wrong, Liza?" asked Ernie. "Oh, Ernie, I´m so ashamed! In my dire need, I forgot to check the creek below the bridge. Ernie, I just urinated into a canoe!" Ernie replied....
..."dammit Liza, doncha know ya own reflection?"
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