Newlywed couple are on their honeymoon.

The wife asks if there is anything she can do to satisfy her husband. He says " I heard about this thing called a blowjob where you suck on my thing with your mouth. It's supposed to feel amazing". She says " I can't do that you won't respect me after". He says "ok, it never hurts to ask".

Ten years later the wife asks the same question " is there anything I can do to satisfy you?" He says " I would still like to get one of those blowjobs". She says " I can't you won't respect me after". He says "ok, it never hurts to ask".


Forty years later the couple is celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. The couple are in bed and the wife asks again " is there anything I can do to satisfy you?" He says " I would still like to get one of those blowjobs" she say after fifty years of being married to you I know that you respect me and I will give you a blowjob. She takes out her teeth and gives him the most amazing blowjob. She finished and he says "that was the most fantastic thing I've ever felt. Thank you so much honey". The phone rings and he answers. " Hello? Yeah hold on, hey cocksucker it's for you".