On the first day of school a new school teacher gets up in front of the class and starts calling roll. She gets about half-way through and she comes to the name "Jones, Shithead".
She calls out the name and a little boy answers, "Here."
The teacher looks at the boy for a moment and says "Your name can't be Shithead. Somebody's playing a joke on me. Tell me your name now or I will send you to the Principals office."
"Honest ma'am my name is Shithead Jones."
"You have one more chance. Tell me your real name or you are leaving to go to the Principals office."
"I'm telling the truth ma'am. My name is Shithead Jones."
"Allright that's it you're out of here. Go to the Principals office right now."
On the way out the door the little boy turns to another boy and says, "Come on Asshole she won't believe you either."
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