I was recently in a study group for google, trying out new smart shoes.
The idea was simple. No matter how out of it you were these shoes could use google maps and take you home. Thing is mine got a bit bored of the same route every night to the pub and back.
They wanted to get out and see the world. So one night they stole a car and drove off. Turns out being shoes they couldn't see where they were going so crashed into a river and were destroyed. This loss really hit me hard, I had to go and see a priest. It turned out well though he said that the shoes are in a better place. I asked him how he knew to which he replied "my son shoes have souls"
Slightly adopted from a Red Dwarf episode.
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