President of a country is handed 3 numbered envelopes by the previous leader. Previous leader says "If you screw anything up, then open one of the envelopes and it will tell you what to do."
Eventually, over time, the president screws some things up. Everyone gets mad at him and threatens to impeach him. So he opens the Envelope #1. It says "Blame everything on me, your predecessor."
So he does that and eventually is forgiven.
But then, as time goes on, the president screws up again. He doesn't know what to do. So he opens up Envelope #2. It says "Blame everything on me again." So, in time, the people forgive him again.
But then, as time goes on, the president screws things up yet a 3rd time. He doesn't know what to do. Relieved that he still has one envelope left, he opens it up. It says "Prepare 3 envelopes."
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