Manager: 'It says on your CV that you value punctuality and take pride in your appearance. It's your second day here and you've arrive 2 hours late and your shirt's creased. Honestly you look like shit"
Employee: 'Yes, well... on the job advert it says that the job is an exciting opportunity to work in a vibrant environment and that there would be a competitive salary. It's as exciting as watching paint dry, everyone else here is practically dead, and you pay us all peanuts. I'm not the only one in this room selling shit as gold'
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