(*pensively*):
Hmmm, I guess things are really getting serious between me and my girlfriend, uh, Emily, because I just added the song "For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her" to my favourites playlist.
(*lightheartedly*):
I mean, I don't even particularly like that song.
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