A lady walks into the Gynecologist office and says, "I have a problem. I have extremely big pussy lips. I'd like to get an operation but don�t tell anyone because I am embarrassed about my problem."
The doctor agrees and gives her the operation.
The next day while sitting in the recovery room, she gets three roses delivered.
She runs to her doctor and says, "Doctor I thought I told you not to tell anyone. Who sent me these roses?"
The doctor replies, "The first one is from me because I felt sorry about your problem. The second is from the nurse who had the same problem you had. The third one is from the guy upstairs in the burns unit thanking you for his new ears!"
Submitted by Glaci
Editted by Blueindiansquaw
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