New College Courses for Men...

New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women:


1... Combating Stupidity
2... You, Too, Can Do Housework
3... PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4... How to Fill an Ice Tray
5... We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money
6... Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am
7... Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")
8... Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
9... Get a Life: Learn to Cook
10... How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
11... Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
12... Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13... You: The Weaker Sex
14... Reasons to Give Flowers
15. How to Stay Awake After Sex
16... Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom
17... Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
18... You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try
19... The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower
20... I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
21... How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet")
22... "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms
23... Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit
24... How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost
25... The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
26... Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
27... Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
28... Mother-in-Laws: They are People Too
29... Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
30... You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
31... Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Brad Pitt When Naked")
32... Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works
33... The Attainable Goal: Omitting TITS From Your Vocabulary
34... Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary
35... Techniques of Calling Home
36... Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.