The board of directors at one company decided to hire new executive staff in order to increase the company's profits. The new CEO was a very tough guy who made it his mission to rid the company of slackers. One time he notices a guy in the hallway leaning against the wall picking his nose. As there were other employees in the hallway, he decides to make a public firing. He walks up to the guy and asks,
"How much do you make in a week?"
"$400. Why?" says the guy, stunned by such a question.
The CEO then goes into his office and a few minutes later comes out with a large stack of bills. He hands $1600 to the guy and says,
"Here's your pay for four weeks. You're fired. Now get the fuck out of here and never come back"
The CEO, clearly pleased what he had just done turns to the witnessing employees and asks,
"Does anybody know what the hell this slacker was doing?"
One of the employees says,
"He was a pizza delivery guy waiting for someone to pay for the pizza he'd just delivered."
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