Man walks up to bank teller and says"I wanna open a damn savings account" Teller says "thats fine sir,but you dont have to use profanity",to which the man replys,"just let me have a goddamn savings accout." "Sir,the teller says,that type of language will not be tolerated here,perhaps you should speak to my boss." "FINE,says the man,get the son of a bitch."The tellers boss comes over and says,"what seems to be the problem?" The man says,"I just won 5 million in the lottery,and all I want to do is open a goddamn savings account." and the boss says,"And this Bitch wont help you?"
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