Walked into the CFO's office while he was in a meeting with all the Directors around a table because I got a service call about a power issue. I check under the desk and pop my head up to say "well there's not enough power here". The CFO laughs and says "Yeah there is a whole lot of power here". I laughed and said, "well now I see why you called me, you wanted even more power at your table" as I plugged in their disconnected power strip.
You had to have been there, a perfectly timed joke on my part if I must say so myself. The life of an IT Guy.
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