Neutered

One day, an old woman sat in her rocking chair on her front porch.


Beside her slept her mangy old hound, Rex.


All of a sudden, a genie appears, startling the old crone.


"Old woman," the genie says, "I feel sorry for you sitting here looking old and tired, so I�ve decided to grant you three wishes."


The old woman thinks about it and says, "Well, I�ve always wanted to be a young, beautiful princess."


Poof! The genie turns her into a young, beautiful princess.


The beautiful princess thinks some more and says, "A princess should live in a castle, not a shack like this."


Poof! The shack becomes a huge castle.


The princess thinks a little more, then asks, "Shouldn�t a beautiful princess have a handsome prince?"


The genie looks around and spots Rex. Poof! Rex is transformed into a handsome prince.


Rex, the handsome prince, strolls up to the beautiful princess and kisses her passionately.


She melts in his arms and cries, "Take me Rex! Take me now!"


With a bitter smile, Rex whispers in her ear, "Bet you�re sorry you had me neutered now, bitch!"


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci and yisman