A spaced out man decides to visit his neighbor in the apartment below him and share a joint. Whilst high as kites he asks his neighbour: heyyyyy, I love the paint job you did. Since my apartment is identical in size to yours tell me how much paint did you buy to paint this place? The neighbour says: around 90 liters. Coooooool. I'm off to buy some paint then.
Two weeks later he revisits his neighbour for another session of hash. He asks his neighbour: hey, remember you told me you bought 90 liters of paint? Well, I bought 90 liters then painted the house and was left with a shit load of paint. I painted the house three times and still had 70 liters left over. The neighbour, all spaced out replies: no shit dude. That's the exact same amount I was left with.
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