Wife:How much do you love me?
Husband: l love you so much, l can't measure.
Wife :No, just tell me..
Husband: Okay, l am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, l am nothing without you.
Wife: wow! dats so romantic.
Husband(saying to himself):Thank God she doesn't know l'm a China phone, with FOUR sim cards.........
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