Back in the turn of the century in a mining town out west, a woman walked into
a saloon. Suddenly she realized that she was not in the general store so she
started to turn around and leave. As she was doing this, a drunk cowboy seated
at the bar noticed her and said to the woman, "Come on over, Ma'am, sit yourself
down right here next to me and have yourself a drink.
"Thank you kindly Sir, but I'm afraid that I couldn't," replied the woman, "on
account that I need to get bread�.
The cowboy replied, "Uh, Ma'am, I do reckon you came to the right place for
that!"
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