the pilot starts talking on the intercom announcing that the final approach coming up. Unknowingly, he then lays down the mic, mistakenly leaving it on. The pilot says to the co-pilot, "Man I could sure use a cup of coffee right about now." The co-pilot chuckles and says "Better yet, I could use a blowjob." The main Stewardess embarrassingly realizing the mic was still on runs up the isle to inform the pilot to turn off the intercom. Just as she is about to enter the cabin a man stands up and says, "Hey honey, don't forget the coffee."
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