A man walks into a bar a sees who he thinks are Hitler and Stalin. He asks the bartender who confirms his suspicion. The man turns toward Hitler and Stalin and asks, "What are you talking about?"
Hitler says, "Oh I'm coming up with a plan to kill 14 million Jews and a bicycle repairman."
The man asks, "Why the bike repairman?"
Hitler turns to Stalin and says, "See I told you no one cares about the Jews!"
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