Napoleon steps forward and says, "God, can you make France the most powerful force in the world?"
God answers, "Of course!" And has France attempt to invade Russia. Napoleon starts to cry
Then Hitler steps forward and asks, "God, can you make Germany the most powerful force in the world?"
"Sure" God says, and he starts WWII. Hitler starts to cry
Finally, Saddam steps forth, and asks, "God, can you make Iraq the most powerful force in the world?"
And God starts to cry.
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