Two nuns were driving down a country road when a naked man jumped out in front
of them and began dancing lewdly.
"what should we do?" one sister frantically asked.
"show him your cross." the other said.
"hey, mister, " the first nun yelled, as she rolled down her window, "get the
f*** out of my way!"
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