There was once a family run nail manufacturing company. One day, the father asked his son to create a poster advert for their company in an effort to attract new business.
A week later, the son shows his father the poster, which depicted Jesus on the cross with a caption that read "Guaranteed to keep your stuff hung forever". The father told the son that using a picture of Jesus on the cross isn't such a good idea, and asked him to come up with something new.
A couple of days later, the son shows the updated version to his father... This one showed Jesus running away from a cross in the background. The caption read, "He wouldn't have gotten off if they'd used our nails".
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