So a middle aged man and his mentally disabled nephew are walking down the street, when suddenly the man grabs the boy, drags him in to a nearby alleyway, and starts aggressively molesting him. After about 15 minutes of ferocious grabbing, squeezing, probing, and squirming, the man is overcome with a sudden wave of crushing sadness, and starts to cry. Unable to continue, he tosses the child aside, emerges from the alleyway, and finds a bench to sit down and cry on. After a while, his grief subsides a little and he manages to regain some self control. A passing stranger sees him and asks:
"Hey what's wrong, are you OK?"
To which the man replies:
"Oh yeah I'm fine, I was just feeling a little down."
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