My 7 year old asked my Wife and I how we met, of course I let her take the lead on it and this is how it went.
"Well, your father and I met at a birthday party and we talked all night. The next day 'I' called your dad and asked if he wanted to hang out. He took me on dates, he bought me chocolates and was very romantic. Eventually though I finished school and returned home, we still talked every day and in a few weeks he professed to me how much he loved me and begged me to come back so we could be together. So I came back and a few months after that your daddy asked me to marry him"
without skipping a beat my son asked...
"So when was the Funeral?"
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