One day there was a class of kids at school. They were having a hard time
concentrating on the work because it was snowing so hard outside. They
were just waiting for that blessed announcement of the rest of the day off.
Suddenly, the intercom beeped and they heard the voice of their principal,
"Attention, students. Due to the weather conditions, we will only be
attending school a half of the day this morning." After all the students'
cheers had stopped, the principal continued, "And we will be attending the
other half this afternoon."
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