As she joined me in bed I asked her if she would like to make love. She declined with her usual headache.
I carefully pulled back the bed-sheet, exposing my erection which was covered in a white powder.
"What the hell is that?" she asked.
"Honey, it's aspirin. You can take it orally or it might work better as a suppository".
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