Every now and then she says things like "Oh my god, I'm so addicted to shoes" or "You won't believe how addicted to candy I am".
One day, I was driving with her on the way home from work and thought that I should teach her a valuable lesson. So I started to drive through the bad side of town, and stopped in front of a decrepit apartment building where there was a junkie sitting down on the stoop in front, staring into space. I rolled down my window and pointed at the frail drugged-up man and said "Honey, *THAT* is what an addict looks like... Thin."
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