My wife doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. This is all I'm spending for her Christmas present.

Christmas Wedding

Q: Why did they couple get hitched on the 24 of December? A: So they could...

This Christmas, I...

I thought it was a great trade.

In case you need...

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of...

This Santa is...

You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys,...

Christmas tree...

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I'm spending the...

They really put the "JESUS CHRIST!" back in Christmas

Santa's Visit

It's Christmas Eve, and Santa arrives in the ghetto. He jumps down the...

What do Hispanic...

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

What did the bald...

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll...

Little kid...

For the grade school Christmas Pageant the teacher had one of the students...