So I bring her in front of the mirror, take out $20 from my pocket, hold it up and tell her the one in the mirrors for you this one's for me And place the 20 back in my pocket.
The next day I get home from work and in the kitchen there are numerous amounts of meat laid out all over the place. I ask my wife where did this all come from. She brings me in front of the mirror, lifts up her dress, and tells me the pussy in the mirror's for you, this one's for the butcher...
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