Two women run into each other in the mall one day. Old friends, having not seen each other for almost 10 years, they proceed to catch up.
"My husband is running a very successful business," says the first woman, "he just paid cash for a new Mercedes!"
"That's fabulous!" replies her friend.
"I know! And the twins are so talented. They just landed the lead roles in the regional theatre's production of *Guys and Dolls.* "
"Absolutely fabulous!" replies the friend.
"Yes! And I've been volunteering at the local homeless shelter, trying to give something back. They're presenting me with a humanitarian award at their fundraiser next week."
"Truly fabulous!" says the other woman.
"Thank you! But enough about me, how are you doing?"
"Well, I've been taking these classes on etiquette..."
"Oh! That sounds interesting!"
"It is. They teach us to say fabulous instead of bullshit."
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