When I was a kid, the town I lived in was great. Business was booming, everyone was happy, and it was safe at all times of the day. The area outside of town was a little bit sketchy (especially at night), but it never made it in to our small town.
That was, until some changes in the local government ruined everything.
In less than a decade, our town turned into a shithole. All the rich people moved to the next town over, and the streets became dangerous at all times of day. All the businesses shut down and you could only find work at one of those "sell your soul" type places.
Man I miss the old Hyrule Castle Town.
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