My son Mark was only 5 feet, 8 inches tall when he left for college inthe fall. He worked through the Christmas holidays and didn't returnhome again until the February break. When he got off the plane, I was stunned at how much taller he looked. Measuring him at home, I discovered he now stood at 5 feet, 11 inches. My son was as surprised as I. Couldn't you tell by your clothes that you'd grown? I asked him. Since I've been doing my own laundry, he replied, I just figured everything had shrunk.
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