A woman took a package to the post office...

...and was told it would cost $9.40 for fast delivery or $7.30 for slower service.

"There is no hurry," she told the clerk, "just so the package is delivered in my lifetime."

The postmaster glanced at her and said, "That will be $9.40, please."

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