My real life unhelpful comeback

So i work in a big stadium so sometimes the different areas need to be brought change. Well it was very busy last Saturday when the cafe woman came on the radio to say she needed change. The cash office then radioed back, "what kind of change do you want" so i had to pick up the radio a shout "world peace!". They were not amused.

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